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Season 5
The Mango
Jerry learns that Elaine faked her orgasms and wants one
more shot. George experiences impotence. Kramer gets
banned from the fruit store and has Jerry try to buy his
fruit for him. George is cured when he eats some mango.
The Puffy Shirt
Kramer is dating a low-talker and Jerry agree to wear the
pirate shirts she make on the Today show because he
couldn't hear what she was asking him. George moves in
with his parents but then is discovered as a hand model.
The Glasses
George thinks his glasses were stolen and he ends up
buying women's frames. George tells Jerry he saw his
girlfriend kissing his cousin Jeffery. Elaine is bit by a
rabid dog. Kramer gets George a discount on his glasses
because he got the optometrist off sugar.
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry thinks his accountant is doing drug. George
interviews to be a bra salesman. Elaine breaks up with
Jake Jarmel because he didn't use an exclamation point in
a message he left.
The Bris
Elaine and Jerry are chosen as godparents and help with
the bris. George's car gets damaged by someone committing
suicide. Kramer tries to save the pigman he finds in the
hospital.
The Lip Reader
Kramer becomes a ball boy for the U.S. Open. Jerry dates
a deaf lineswoman and George uses her to read the lips of
the woman who just dumped him. Elaine says she is deaf to
avoid talking to a chauffeur.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine have non-fat yogurt tested. Jerry swears
in front of little boy and then apologizes but swears
again. George is caught nudging someone to avoid talking
to a childhood friend that is now the mayors assistant.
He claims to have arm spasms.
The Barber
Jerry gets a bad haircut and then goes behind his
barber's back to try to get it fixed. George gets a job,
of course...
The Masseuse
Jerry dates a masseuse who won't give him a massage and
hates George. Elaine dates Joel Rifkin and tries to get
him to change his name.
The Cigar-Store Indian
Jerry offends a native American friend of Elaine's with
his gift. Elaine takes Frank's TV Guide and meets a
strange person on the subway. George has to get his
parents coffee table fixed and Kramer gets the idea for a
coffee table book about coffee tables.
The Conversion
Geroge converts to Latvian Orthodox for his girlfriend
but then she moves away. Jerry thinks his girlfriend has
fungus. Kramer has the Kavorka.
The Stall
Jerry's girlfriend can't spare a square of toilet paper
to Elaine. Elaine is dating a mimbo and George falls in
love with him. Kramer uses Jerry's phone to call for
phone sex and it turns out to be Jerry's girlfriend.
The Dinner Party
The whole gang is heading to a dinner party and they need
something to bring. Jerry and Elaine have trouble getting
a Chocolate Bobka. George has a new gortex coat that
causes him to break some bottles of wine.
The Marine Biologist
A definite top ten! A woman Jerry and George know from
college asks about George so Jerry tells her that he is a
marine biologist. A Russian writer throws Elaine's
electronic organizer out the car window and hits a woman
in the head. Golden Boy is Jerry's favorite shirt but it
doesn't make it through the wash. Kramer hits golf balls
at the beach.
The Pie
Jerry's date won't taste his apple pie. Then Jerry won't
taste the pizza her father made because he didn't wash
his hands. Elaine resembles a mannequin at a store where
George is trying to get a suit half price.
The Stand-In
Kramer's midget friend Mickey gets caught using lifts to
kept his job as a stand in. George is accused of not
committing. Elaine dates a friend of Jerry's who took IT
out.
The Wife
Jerry pretends to be married to share a discount he
receives at the dry cleaners. George gets spotted peeing
in the shower by a guy who gives Elaine mixed signals.
Kramer doesn't look good because his quilt is still at
the cleaners so he goes to a tanning be before he meets
his girlfriends parents.
The Raincoats
George is asked to be a big brother. Elaine is dating a
close talker that is obsessed with helping Jerry's
parents. Kramer and Morty try to sell raincoats to the
used clothing store. Jerry makes out during Schindler's
List.
The Fire
George acts like a coward in front of his girlfriend.
Jerry is heckled by a woman Elaine works with so he goes
to her office and heckles her. She gets upset and runs in
front of a street sweeper the severs her pinkie toe.
Kramer drives the bus to save the toe.
The Hamptons
George's girlfriend is seen topless by everyone but him.
George is seen naked after being in the pool and tries to
explain about shrinkage. Kramer gets caught stealing
lobsters. Elaine is interested in a doctor that refers to
everything as "breath taking".
The Opposite
A definite top ten. George tries to do the opposite of
his instincts. Elaine loses everything because of
Jujyfruits. Jerry is even-Steven. Kramer gets his coffee
table book published.