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George Sounds

bookstore03.wav 107KB
Bookstore man: Excuse me sir, what are you doing?
George: I'm all set.
Bookstore man: Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?
George: What do you want to hear?

fantasy.wav 181KB #2
George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week - do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating - that's a fantasy camp!

fun_of.wav 49KB
George: Every group has someone that they all make fun of - like us with Elaine

george.wav 72KB
George: So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza - Lord of the Idiots!

george2.wav 111KB
George: If Relationship George walks through this door he will kill Independant George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!

i'mdown.wav 164KB
Jerry: If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing don't go nuts.
George: It's fine, it doesn't have to be about nothing
Jerry: He might not want nothing.
George: Something, Nothing, I could care less.
Jerry: He might want a show about anything and everything
George: Anything, everything, something, nothing, who the hell cares? Put me down, I'm down!
Jerry: All right.

jerry.wav 231KB
George: Our show Jerry?
Jerry: Right.
George: Jerry? Oh my god, he wants to talk about Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: When?
Jerry: Today, like right now.
George: Right now? Jerry?
Jerry: Jerry!
George: He wants to talk about Jerry?
Jerry: He wants to talk about Jerry!
George: Jerry!
Jerry: Jerry!
George: Can I go like this?
Jerry: Sure!
George: No sports jacket, I don't need a sports jacket, writers wear sports jackets.
Jerry : Forget the sports jacket.
George: I won't feel like a writer.
Jerry: You're not a writer!
George: Right!

latexsal.wav 46KB
Jerry: I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?
George: Right.
Jerry: I don't think so!

msggeorg.wav 236KB
- - George's Answering Machine Message from "The Susie" - -
Believe it or not, George isn't at home...please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!

nothing.wav 37KB
George: I don't need any ideas, its a show about nothing

notmen.wav 155KB
Jerry: What are we doing, what in god's name are we doing?
George: What?
Jerry: What kind of lives are these? We like children, we're not men.
George: No we're not, we're not men.
Jerry: We're pathetic, you know that?
George: Yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

opposite.wav 109KB
George: My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Victoria: I'm Victoria, Hi!

success.wav 67KB
George: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you...only successful.

suffring.wav 70KB #1
George: That's why I'm different, I can sense the slightest human suffering.
Jerry: Are you sensing anything right now?

theshow.wav 65KB
Jerry: So everybody I know is a character on the show
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's about nothing?
George: Absolutely nothing.

tomato.wav 27KB
George: The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit.

whyhelp.wav 79KB
Elaine: Good Samaritan Law, are they crazy?
George: Why would we want to help anyone?
Elaine: I know.
George: That's what nuns and red cross workers are for.

Elaine Sounds
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