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Season 3

The Note
George, Jerry, and Elaine get notes from a dentist friend in order to have their insurance pay for their massages. George thinks IT moved when he got his massage. Kramer claims to have seen Joe DiMagio at Dinky Donuts. "He dunked!"

The Truth
Jerry is getting audited and he gives his records to George's girlfriend because she is an ex-IRS agent. George then dumps her and she forces him to tell her the truth about why. She then checks into a mental hospital and throws away Jerry's records. Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate and sees Elaine naked.

The Pen
Jerry and Elaine visit Jerry's parents in Florida and end up sleeping on a bad sofa bed. Jerry causes a stir when he accepts an astronaut pen from Jack Klompus, Morty Seinfeld's neighbour.

The Dog
erry gets stuck taking care of a dog owned by some drunk he met on an airplane. Jerry, George, and Elaine plan on going to see a movie put when Jerry can't go George and Elaine find it uncomfortable to spend time alone.

The Library
Jerry is hounded by a library policeman to return "Tropic of Capricorn" - overdue since 1971. Jerry calls on his girlfriend at the time to prove that he did return the book but ends up remembering that he had given the book to George. George runs into the gym teacher that caused him to lose the book by giving him a wedgie. Kramer entices the spinster librarian. This has some of the best dialog for a one time character.

The Parking Garage
The whole gang spends the entire episode looking for Kramer's car in a mall parking garage. George and Jerry get arrested for urinating. Elaine's fish die. Kramer has to lug around an air conditioner.

The Cafe
Jerry befriends Baboo, an immigrant restaurant owner that never has any customers. Elaine takes an IQ test for George but ends up doing bad. They get caught cheating when they try it a second time.

The Tape
Someone leaves an erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder while he is performing. George hears of a Chinese cure for baldness and has Ping order it for him. When George finds out that it was Elaine that left the message he falls in love with her.

The Nose Job
George is dating a beautiful woman with a huge nose. Kramer tells her to get a nose job but when it turns out bad George breaks up with her. Kramer uses Elaine to get a jacket from his mom's boyfriend. Jerry is dating a hot chick who is totally stupid. His brain plays chess against his penis to see whether she stays.

The Stranded
George gets short changed at the drug store and vows revenge. Jerry and Elaine go to a party on Long Island with George but get stuck there when George takes a women home. The party host stops by Jerry's apartment to kill some time but Jerry has to leave. George tries to steal and gets arrested. Jerry returns home to find that the host has had a call girl there and then Jerry gets arrested for solicitation.

The Alternate Side
Jerry's car gets stolen and he has trouble getting a rental. George takes over parking cars for the tenants but can't handle it. Kramer gets to be in a Woody Allen movie. Elaine dates an older man who has a stroke just before she can dump him. "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

The Red Dot
Elaine gets George a job so he buys her a cashmere sweater with a slight flaw. Jerry accidentally gives Elaine's boyfriend a drink not knowing he is an alcoholic. George has sex with the cleaning lady and gives her the sweater to shut her up.

The Subway
Everyone has an adventure on the subway. Elaine gets stuck and misses a lesbian wedding. Kramer gets a tip on a horse and then almost gets robbed of his winnings. George meets a beautiful woman and the she robs him at her hotel room. Jerry meets a naked man and goes to Coney Island with him.

The Pez Dispenser
Jerry makes Elaine laugh at George's girlfriend's piano recital. George gets "hand" by breaking up with her before she could break up with him. Kramer invents "The Beach". The comedy gang holds an intervention for a friend on drugs.

The Suicide
Jerry dates his neighbor's girlfriend when he goes into a coma. George lets Kramer go on his dream vacation because a psychic starts to warn him about something bad. Elaine breaks her fast by eating Newman's Dreggs Coffee Cake. George mentions having a brother.

The Fix-up
Elaine and Jerry fix-up George and a friend by describing their best features. Kramer gives George a condom that ends up being bad and George thinks he gets the girl pregnant.

The Boyfriend
One hour episode where Jerry befriends Keith Hernandez and acts like they are dating each other. George tells the employment agency that he had an interview at Vandelay Industries. Keith goes out with Elaine but she dumps him when she finds out he smokes. Jerry and Kramer go see the baby. Jerry breaks it off with Keith when he asks him to help him move.

The Limo
Jerry and George takes someone else's limo from the airport and are mistaken for leaders of the Aryan Union.

The Good Samaritan
Jerry witnesses a hit and run but when he goes to confront the woman he winds up dating her. Kramer has a seizure whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice. Jerry tries to tell the hit and run victim what happened but she ends up thinking he did it.

The Letter
Jerry's girlfriend paints "The Kramer" and then plagiarizes a movie in a letter she writes to him. Elaine wears an Orioles baseball cap to the Yankee's game and refuses to take it off.

The Parking Space
George fights over a parking space with a friend of Kramer's that thinks Jerry is a phony.

The Keys
Kramer is using Jerry's apartment too much so Jerry takes his keys back. Kramer then takes his keys and gives them to George. George takes his keys from Elaine to give to Jerry but doesn't give Jerry Elaine's keys. Kramer decides to pursue his acting bug in Los Angeles.